Sodomy and Gratitude: Collective-Consciousness Hippie Crap from SF

Travel+Leisure magazine readers recently voted on the best travel destination in the U.S., and Boston beat out San Francisco. However, SF still remains popular with travelers.

Keep in mind that this is what San Francisco thinks of you, Red Staters and those of you in a Red State of mind.

Sodomy and gratitude: Nine perfect ways to prepare for the End of Bush. Can you believe it?

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

You want to celebrate Bush’s permanent retirement to Crawford? Enjoy the perfect send-off with a well-lubricated loved one? You know what to do.

Get ready to pray. To Shiva, to Shakti, to Astarte and Allah and Buddha and Jesus and the Great Mother and whatever divine energy you like that the Dems don’t completely botch it, get just as power-drunk and monomaniacal as their GOP counterparts, and squander what’s shaping up to be an astonishing opportunity to reshape the American experiment.

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God is dead. Or rather, the Repub’s particularly cruel version, a gloomy, tyrannical, guilt-slingin’ God from Colorado Springs who loved war and smacked up women’s rights and pretended to tolerate gay people even while hating “what they do,” …. God is not what they say, and She never was.

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What, don’t believe in that like-attracts-like, up-your-vibration, collective-consciousness hippie crap? How sad for you. And your fellow Republicans.

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See them there, receding, sliding back into the Void with a wail and a whimper. Prepare, at long last, to wave goodbye.

Boston is beautiful this time of year! Go spend your hard-earned dollars there.

Extra Consciousness-Raising Reading:

More liberal collective-consiousness:Miserable provocateur rails against conservative women again, Michelle Malkin
Dumb A** of the Month Award, Sister Toldjah
Columnist Praises Obama as Magical Spiritual Being Not of This Earth, Patterico
Sodom and Obama, Confederate Yankee
More booze and cake! Cruel recession got you down? Buck up, pal. Good news abounds!, Mark Morford
Planet Obama: What would happen if the entire world could vote in our election? One guess, Mark Morford
White women, no way: Once pro-Obama, but now swoon for McPalin? Who the hell are you?, Mark Morford
The good news, the bad news: Gay wedding cake, the last days of Bush, and his ‘n’ her vibrators, Mark Morford

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