I’m a camouflage conservative serving an extended tour of duty in Baghdad-by-the-Bay.
“I can’t believe that she’s a Republican… and a Conservative!” my colleague blurted. “How can she be so evil? I can’t believe that I was so blind to be fooled by her. I can’t believe that I called her my ‘friend’.”
Well, my horns and tail are retractable.
“First of all, the horns and tail are retractable.” Karl Rove
[Unfortunately, the YouTube video of Rove’s speech wherein he makes this comment has been taken down. The gist: a student wondered why Rove, who’s been made out to be a monster by The Left, looked so amiable. To which Rove replied: “Well, my horns and tail are retractable.”]
I wonder if his tail and horns are manually or electronically retractable?
Funnier if you picture him whipping out a remote control in front of a mirror, he punches one of the buttons and watches his horns and tail extend out.